Interview with "The Unit"

November 2, 2005
By C.Whyte

CW: Alright, DY you still there?

DY: What? Yeah, I'm here

CW: Alright, right now I have DY on the phone. He's the first of many almost-celeb interviews this month, lets hear a little bit about him. Sound good DY?

DY: Yeah.

CW: Ok legit. So DY, they call you "The Unit." Any comment on that?

DY: Self explanatory.

CW: Self explanatory indeed.

DY: Let the ladies minds wander. And Splooge's.

CW: Believe me, splooge's mind is wandering. Alright, moving on: What is your favorite color and why?

DY: What's my favorite color and why?

CW: That's right.

DY: I'm going to have to go with "blue" for no reason.

CW: Very well. Um, lets see, some people call you "Boner." Explain.

DY: (inaudible)… my roommate… (inaudible).

CW: Next question…

DY: Alright, come on.

CW: So (laugh) who's next on your Halo 2 domination circuit?

DY: Who's next? Well, I'm not going to lie, I haven't been playing lately, so a lot of people don't count, but I'd have to say Jon-bo. I dominated him the other day… 22 times.

CW: That's what I like to hear.

DY: I'm going to have to go with Andrew my neighbor…

CW: Whoa.

DY: …too easy, it's all too easy.

CW: Rumor has it that he was pretty bad-arse the last time, you know?

DY: Drew is ridiculously good. I believe he is recockulously good, like two battle riffle shots to the dome and your done.

CW: Oh, ok, so your basically saying he's as good as me…

DY: what?

CW: Umm… moving on, let's get the next question rolling: Will you ever get xbox live?

DY: Actually, I'm not going to lie, I told Bret "Splooge" Macchi to buy me xbox live and send it to me and I would pay for it.

CW: (laugh) That's quite the round about way to get xbox live.

DY: Hey, you guys ask me everyday online to go out and get it at least this way I don't have to do anything…. Buy it online…..

CW: That's legit, but I have to mention right now that the xbox 360 is coming out in a little under a month, and as we all know…

DY: Fuck xbox 360 (said slowly one word at a time with mad bass behind it).

CW: (pause) So I take it you aren't going to buy an xbox 360?

DY: Yeah, I barely have money for xbox live. Get out of here.

CW: I'm not going to lie, that's a little bit on the lame side. Um… lets see. Next question: Who let the dogs out?

DY: Bill Wells let the dogs out. Bill. BILL! (Bill begins to [and I kid you not] burp the chorus to the song)

CW: Legit, ok, well on that note I guess we'll wrap things up here, ummm. Maybe with a joke? Knock knock.

DY: Who's there?

CW: D…………………Y.

DY: (laughing) Get out of here, you're so lame. Hey, hang on one second, keep on recording I got a little intro music for the DY part (holds phone up to computer speakers and beings to play the "holla back girl" song by Gwen Stefanni).

CW: Very impressive.

DY: See, I'm 'hollerin' back. Am I out?

CW: Yes, you are officially not being recorded anymore. I would just like to say it was an honor as always to have spoken to you and we hope to see you on the site more in the near future. DY: Alright, for sure.