Jewish vs. Amish... see if you can tell the difference.

So as we all know, there are plenty of Amish people out there living the strange life without any luxury whatsoever. What we don’t know is if they are just hardcore Jewish people in disguise. After extensive research I have come to the conclusion that some (not all) Amish people are really Jewish people in disguise. Why you ask? Why not, right?

I mean I guess if I was hardcore religious I would want to go all out Amish style, but what happens when you aren’t blessed with that lifestyle choice.

If there is one thing that every religion can agree on (aside from the mandatory “ish” at the end of the name) is that looks are important. If you don’t have the look down, you may as well be an atheist. But that is another point that got me interested in this Jewish / Amish predicament… both “kinds” dress the same (at least the old angry men do). Below I have the pictures of people who are either Jewish or Amish, see if you can pick which ones are which. Chances are you will be just as confused as I was.

TEST YOURSELF

Lets start with this one. What do you guys think... Jewish or Amish? It's kind of hard to tell at first sight. I think the one that really gives it away is the corn-cob hats. No one wears those... ever. No one Except for the Amish that is. That's right, if you guessed amish you are 100% correct. Doesn't the first one look a little bit like Dan Akroid? Is that how you spell his name? Anyways, the bottom line is that Dan Akroid is NOT jewish but rather Amish.

Check out the guy in the middle. For a second there I thought he was asleep, but then I realized that the Amish do not sleep, so I guess I was wrong.

This one is a little harder... it could go either way. Lets look at the facts:

1.) He has a beard and a weird looking hat (not much help there i guess).

2.) The picture is framed (think of which kind likes to 'frame' things).

3.) He is reading (and as we all know the Amish don't read, so...).

That's right, this guy is Jewish.

Look at this goofball. I'm going to go ahead and say it... he's Amish. I don't think I have ever seen a hardcore old jewish man that happy in my entire life.

Another give away feature is the old school black and white picture. Only the Amish would be taking pictures in black and white still. Newsflash: color is now available ANYWHERE.

You know what's weird about this picture, what is in front of his left hand? Perhaps suspenders? But why would such a fat man need help keeping his pants up (seriously, look at the shoulder width).

Back in the modern day we have this guy. Anyone here watch Comedy Central much? If so you would know that this guy is the Hebrew Hammer. The Hebrew Hammer came out after the movie "Windy City Heat" which is perhaps the greatest movie EVER made in history, but for some reason never got that popular.

The Hebrew Hammer is not that funny and the movie is not that good either, so I do not recomend watching it, but as the name clearly states, this man is not Amish but rather hardcore Jewish.

Give it a second, yeah, you know who that guy is but you have forgotten his name... or have you? I'll give you a small hint, he used to be cool back before you turned 10, he used to have Jerry Curls, and he only sings horrible cover songs. Give up.

It's Weird Al Yankovitch you dingis-kahns. What do you guys think, Amish or Jewish?

He's probably not Jewish and he might be Amish, but no one really know.

Whoa, guess this one is pretty easy to figure out.

I don't even think this is a real photo, looks more like a picture someone made up. Oh well.

Clearly this man is Amish (duh), but why is he asleep? I thought the Amish didn't sleep, remember?

Is there a chance that the Amish are trying to turn Jewish?!? Whoa.

Hmmm. This is a tricky one. Amish or Jewish.

Amish or Jewish......

Well, I have to tell you that this one was a trick. Willy Wanka is in fact.... both. How you ask? He's friggen' Willy Wanka and he owns a friggen' magical chocolate factory and you are freaked out that he has two religions? What is wrong with you people.

Both of these guys are waiting outside of a coffee shop, not that it helps you make your choice any easier. So what are these guys?

Answer: Man on the left = Amish; Man on the right = deceased (& Amish)

The guy on the right looks like a zz-top member (just a little bit I guess). And why is he wearing a robe / dress / gown dealie? What is his deal?

Anywyas, moving on...

Alright, final picture. What is this angry angry man, Amish or Jewish?

If you said neither, you are absolutely wrong. This man (beleive it or not) is French.

As we all know, the French do not have a religion. This can be seen with their lack of enthusiasm about anything, anger in their hearts, reluctancy to shower and shave, and even care about anything.

Take that France.