The Vampire Night

November 16, 2005
By: Q

Every few moons a night comes along that really shakes things up. This night involved Q Dizzle and Noodles, two of the original members of the D Unit.

It was a Friday night in San Luis Obispo and we were both finishing up long stressful weeks of school. Our original plan was to see a movie and return home to play a few exciting games of beer pong. Unfortunately, the movie we chose was sold out and we were stuck downtown with nothing else to do but drink.... and drink we did.

We started the night with a few long island ice teas, an incredible hulk, numerous shots, and a handful of beers. The night was going well and 2/3 of the Three Musketeers were on the prowl pimpin up the ladies in numerous SLO bars. We were DY-less and felt not quite whole, but what we lacked in The Unit.... we attempted to make up with alcohol. We went from bar to bar down Higiera Street until we reached a Bar/Lounge known as BLUE.

It was one of the more classy and expensive bars in the SLO downtown area and we had both never been there. We decided it was a nice way to end the good night and went in immediately getting a beer and taking in the classy atmosphere. Jazz music was blaring and the bar was steadily building up and began to hop. We realized that the night was still young and we were ahead of the alcohol game.

Suddenly, the alcohol began to get to me and I headed for the bathroom. Upon my return I looked over to see Noodles talking to a girl that was definitely out of place in the upscale classy bar. She was covered in tattoos and had low cut jeans on revealing her black thong. Her tank top was small and showed her massive breasts and her tight little stomach, as well as her rather big tattoo on her lower back. From a distance this girl was Fine with a capital F and I was immediately impressed. I got eye contact with Mike and let him know through hand motions that I was not going to intervene and I turned the corner and went to the bar to get another drink.

Fifteen to Twenty minutes later as I was mid-conversation when I looked over in Noodles' direction and saw him full on making out like his plane was going down. Their hands were running up and down each other's backs and asses and they seemed to shut out the crowd around them. A small group of people behind them stopped their conversation and just stared at the make out session a little stunned.

This was not normal BLUE composure. I laughed and turned back to my conversation ready to point out the make out sesh to my friend at the bar. As I turned back around toward them they had stopped the kissing and he was finishing his beer.

The girl was walking in my direction toward the door with one of her friends and had a satisfied smile on her face. I couldn't help but notice that something was up with her grin and looked closer to find that she was wearing caps over two of her teeth in the shape of fangs.

She smiled bigger to her friend revealing her sharp monstrous teeth. I spit up a little of my beer on my shirt in shock just as Noodles walked up to me. I looked at him in amazement and said, "What the hell dude? She was a vampire...." He grinned and finished his beer and said, "Yeah.... she is a freak... and a damn good kisser.... I almost wanted to ask her to suck my neck."

He laughed again as we were leaving the bar for the night and said, "I was rubbing my tongue on her teeth... it was freaking awesome."

The only downer for the night was that DY was not there... but it is ok.... we got a hub cap from the freeway as a dedication to The Unit and made Dumb and Dumber 2 back at Murray Station. This night was for the record books and it was definitely a night you could sink your teeth into.