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Top 10 Worst Movies
of all time... from the eyes of C.Whyte
 10.
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle -
This movie sucked so bad after everyone told me it was going to be
good. I legitimately fell asleep 1/2 way through it. There is nothing
funny about it. It's another one of those lame movies where everything
predictable happens with the exception of one funny part where the
two ride a cheetah... that part was classic. Other than that, a complete
waste of time and a horrible choice for anyone looking for a good
comedy.
 9.
The Mighty Ducks -
Quack..quack..quack! Quack! QUACK!!!! What a horrible thing to say
in a hockey movie. What is the deal with this series??? The D-Series?
More like the L-Series for LAME. Pretty much for anyone who has not
seen these movies (which I doubt is any) here is the plot for every
movie. The team sucks, they get worked, then they beat Iceland's ARSES
in the finals. WEAK.
8. Starship Troopers 2 -
How sweet was the first one? It was awesome. In fact, it was a great
movie that I would like to recommend for everyone to watch. How bad
was this one? TERRIBLE. Someone please put a stop to the MADNESS of
the bug killing. Leave the original alone. Why did they try to make
another giant bug killing movie? This is making me upset, I’m
not even going to talk about it anymore.
 7.
2Fast 2Furious -
This movie was 2 lame 2 watch. Once again, a good first movie completely
ruined by the sequel. Tyrese and mofo'en Ludacris racing cars and
driving jet skis in the keys of Florida. Come on, it sounds so kewel!!!111one
one one!!!11!! If you haven't seen it, here is how it ends. A car
is jumped from the dock onto a yacht where the good guys take down
the bad guys. Original.
 6.
XXX (Triple X)
I'm going to be honest, I only watched about 20 minutes of this movie.
I remember a truck or something getting a bazooka rocket shot at it
and Vin Diesel having enough time to look back at it, say a speech,
flex his muscles, and drive the truck off the side of the bridge.
oh wait, that was horrible action movie Charlie's Angels (new one).
I think XXX started off alright with friggen Ramstein powering out
some metal, so that's cool.
 5.
Rollerball -
I still don't know what Rollerball is. Some sort of sport where you
get your number tattooed under your left eye so you don't trade teams
even though you do trade teams. Oh yeah, and there are a couple deaths
a game. Come on, I mean, what do you expect because they are on rollerblades
going at about 9mph with some sort of ball that gets thrown or beat
with. I forget the plot, but I hated the movie. I own it.
 4.
Jurassic Park 3 -
Were dinosaurs walking around New York? Jurassic Park was amazing
back in the day. now it has evolved into this mess of a film. Where
to begin? You would think that after the first two disasters with
dinos the people at Jurassic Park would have learned their lessons,
but nooooooo. They are too cool over there to learn their lessons,
I mean come on, they are paleontologists, like Ross on friends.
 3.
Run Lola Run -
Better run after seeing this movie, or shall I say watching this movie
three times as the entire movie is replayed 3 times having "Lola"
making different choices in each scenario. It actually sounds pretty
good now that I think of it, but the film just sucked. All I know
is that if there is someone running down the street that looks like
"Lola" I will chase her down and tell her to quit wasting all our
time.
 2.
Good Burger -
"Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your
oooooorder?" No, no you cannot because Kenan and Kel, you just were
not funny in this movie. Granted it is a Nickelodeon movie, it still
made it on the list. The plot alone is weak. Kenan needs a job, so
he gets one and Kel is there. Their fast food restaurant gets threatened
by a conglomerate across the street, so Kel messes everything up.
Lame.
 1.
The Cockettes -
Let me go off for a while on this movie. I was forced to watch
this movie in my film class and meet the director. Without a doubt,
the worst movie of all time. The director actually had the nerve
to send me a message through my MySpace account (lame) asking why
I hated his movie so much. I responded saying: "because it sucked
more than anything I have ever seen in my entire life." NEVER watch
this movie.
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